syrupvevo:

I’m not like most girls *long pause as I sip chocolate milk through my very complex straw* I’m worse

(Source: froginsurance, via aslaveobeyss)

dreampuff:

w/ glasses: forgets they’re there and knocks them off

w/o glasses: assumes they’re there and just fucking jabs myself in the eye trying to adjust them b/c they are, in fact, not there

(Source: greelin, via aslaveobeyss)

lanadelsadx:

I just want a vampire to bite me and devote the rest of eternity to me. Is that too much to ask?

(Source: maghrebiba, via deadly-woman)

jehovahhthickness:

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

(via bongrips4satan)

nelzthedon:

repeat after me: fuuuuuuuuuuuck thaaaaat

(via satanslilslut666)